Monthly Archives: May 2013

Mike Simonetti – Hollywood Seven

Adam Sandler is probably the best film director ever, he is primarily the reason we started this blog in the first place.

Films like Jack and Jill, Grown ups and Deuce Bigalow (he must have been a poet to come up with that(!)) are so inspiring to the many many many dumb people around the globe.

Adam Sandler we salute you, you’re living proof that man can survive without a brain you fucking schlep.

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Appaloosa – Fill the Blanks

Why are you reading this?

I can’t tell you anything.

If you’d like, consider this a intimate moment we’ve just shared.

Now fuck off I’m busy.

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R.E.M. – Nightswimming

God this song makes me yearn for a simpler time.

A time when we believed our economic boom would never end.
A time when we were blissfully unaware that global warming would eventually destroy us.
A time when the threat of Hezbollah wasn’t so damn apparent.

Maybe a return to those glory days awaits us… maybe not.

In the meantime, you could do worse than enjoy this beauty courtesy of the greatest Dad’s band ever.

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Madvillain – Fancy Clown

Above is the one off collaboration between rapper DOOM and producer Madlib.

DOOM a man in his 4os who still wears a plastic mask and who makes refrences to comic book villians, still shows up most rappers in his sleep.

Sample here

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The Radio Dept – Never Follow Suit

Sweden is apparently the best governed country in the world.

So why do they let all all those damn Swedes in?

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Beach House – The Hours

Life is like a box of chocolates, except the chocolates are gone off and the box has been stolen and you’re sitting there crying, empty-handed, wishing some cunt would come and end it all.

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CFCF – You Hear Colours

You’re only ever going to be as big as you see yourself.

Now fuck off you midget.

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Four Tet – Unspoken

In nonsense is strength;

which arguably is all we write about.

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Nick Leng – Opium of the Steeple

Again, a track so smooth I have involuntarily expelled the contents of my small intestine.

Peace be upon you.

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